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And in real life, I'm Asian. So you'll never be able to tell otherwise.

Unless you're in Hawaii, my birthday has already passed and you've probably missed your chance to wish me a good one. I'd hate you forever, but maybe we can just pretend it never happened because of it and I can stay one year younger.

Here's what I did:
I worked the swing shift at work. Yep. That's about it. 

Oh, and I sent these out:
The total count is 108! Maybe! Even as an engineer, I've always had trouble counting beyond the 28th prime number.

With Canadapost set to increase their postage cost dramatically, this might be the last time I do cards at this volume:

6 years after starting this madness, I've managed to accomplish my goal of breaking 100 cards and $100 worth of stamps! I'll see how I feel about it next year. Beyond the financial aspect (which, to be honest, I don't mind too much since I started working), I probably spent way over 100 hours drawing, folding, and writing these (took about 10 hours just to fold and address all of them). I don't love you assholes /that/ much.

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. Will start posting regularly again soon.
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:iconkhahnha:
Khahnha Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
Sorry for the delay, but thanks so much for the card *o*(even though I had to hide it from my parents xD) You're awesome!
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pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
:0 i'm surprised your parents didn't just immediately open it with such a questionable letter arriving the mail. But it was /too/ lewd, just had some mild connotations.


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Khahnha Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
Nah they're nice enough not to open my mail ^^ Even when it's from the other side of the ocean x) Anything a little too lesbian-related may embarass them =')
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DivineOvine Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Student
Yo, thank you kindly for the card!  It was the one with Yukiko in an over-sized sweater.
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:iconabp10:
abp10 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
Got mine, thanks! I'm glad it somehow made it to the hole in the ground I live in.
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:iconpantsu-pirate:
pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
you're welcome
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sun-2-everyone Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Got it. Thank you for the card!
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:iconpantsu-pirate:
pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
you're welcome.
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:iconel-sato:
El-Sato Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Professional General Artist
hey man i just got back home from spending holidays with my family and found my card
and basically that card is all i got for christmas so youre my hero (or my santa, wichever you preffer) thank you so much! :> i love it of course
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:iconpantsu-pirate:
pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
you are welcome
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CelloManLove Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist
I got my card, too! I've got a space on my wall dedicated to Panties Christmas sketches X3
Thank you for the sketch of Beatrice! It was perfect!!!
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pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
you are welcome. i hope that space continues to grow. Maybe.
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MienaYuki Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The post took their sweet time, but got the card! Thanks you, it's awesome.
Imo RO is rather about nostalgia than playing it nowadays. They worked hard to make it non-ejoyable.
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:iconpantsu-pirate:
pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
I don't remember much from the old one, but there was a lot of nothing happening in there as well. It was like an extended chatroom.
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MienaYuki Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That and grinding mobs for whatever reason.
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realcoldacid Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
#100, thanks panties! Only got it today, though -- don't know if that was CP screwing up their usually good record of Christmas mail shipping or the damn superbox not getting filled properly. Ah well I should just be glad they didn't fold it a million times like they do all my other mail.
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pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
yea, the mail's been abnormally slow this year. I wonder if it's got something to do with the big changes canadapost is supposed to be doing? Well, glad it eventually made its way there.
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JacknAppleLover22 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Returned from a christmas abroad to a Panties Card.

2013 complete.

I'll send something back... eventually....someday...  yeah.. probably not.

Thanks again! c:
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SirFerrick Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

Oh Hey, Mine arrived today! Looks fantastic thanks, its good to add to my collection of Children of Mana art.


Hopefully you can make 150 cards next year! And I shall have to send a card in return next year, maybe with some crazy Australian money to help pay for mine card.


Which reminds me, Did you have anyone else in Australia get cards? Because Perth (on the west coast of Australia) is close to the opposite side of the world from Canada, so if you didn't then I might be the furthest. But I doubt it because there are a few of us aussies on here, so there would likely be some more people west of me.

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pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
including yours, four went to Aus. From what google map tells me, they're all on the East or North coast.

In terms of actual distance to travel, I think the furthest from Vancouver would actually be somewhere in the middle east? Too lazy to to look through the list right now, but I don't remember any going that far.
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SirFerrick Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
On our globe it looked like somewhere south of India was closest to the middle of Canada (I didn't know what city). However, out globe is about a metre across so its kinda hard to see.
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gel00 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
I got mine! (Pot smoking Pokemans) Thanks, panties :>

Parents were smiling at me when I got the mail. They thought I finally got a girlfriend, since the handwriting was so neat ;_;
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SEMC Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Got mine, and its fucking awesome. Thank you very much.
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gyrobot Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
Got mine as well, that's pretty awesome. Now back to satisfying my AKB0048 and Im~s being like KPOP artists.
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MetalSamamon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I got your card! ^^ Thank you again! 

You might not remember mine, with all the cards you sent, but mine was the 1st lewd card of the year, according to what you wrote in the letter. Thanks again for the Alisa Southencross art! ^_^ BTW, I haven't been on 4chan in years (literally); I'm only on dA, Pixiv and MW. 

As for that bill; wow! I feel like I owe you for the cost of my card to ship; but it's a tiny fraction of that bill you showed here. ;^^ If you want it though, I can certainly mail a letter back to the address on your letter. ^^

Thanks again! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
Hmm, I remember doing an Alisa request on one of the drawthreads, so you may have some competition for your waifu.

I'm happy to see the cards are making it to their destinations at a reasonable time in the holiday season. Hope you're having a good one.

No need to mail anything back unless you really want to; I have enough fun just drawing and mailing them out.
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MetalSamamon Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You drew an Alisa Southerncross request for 4chan?! Do you still have a copy of it? I would really love to see it; speaking that it's gone for sure on 4chan by now. T.T Can you please upload a copy of it for me?

I'm surprised there is competition for her...I've laid claim to Alisa as my waifu for years now and I'm her biggest fan without a doubt! It's all I'm known for, on the net anyway. XD I'm pretty much obsessed with her, you could say.

If you have any art of her, can you please show me? I hope I'm not asking too much, but I really would like to see it and have it for my collection. Thanks again!
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pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
no longer on my hard drives, so it's probably floating around the internet archives somewhere. Then again... I've probably done a couple hundred deliveries now and my memory could be fuzzy. 
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MetalSamamon Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awww, that's alright...do you know where there is an archive for 4chan? It's possible too that it's not Alisa Southerncross you're thinking of too; but I'd like to check as much as I possibly can to be sure. ^^ Thanks for replying!
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TheTragicNightmare Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I just got my card, and I love it~!
Thank you so much. :3
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Elegant-Blossom Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahaha~ You're funny and interesting~ xD
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DivineOvine Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Student
Hopefully your birthday was awesome, and your Christmas is swell as well.  Thanks for spending your time and money, you're the best!

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sokiane Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
That's a freaking a lot of letters there o.o that price ^^' and merry christmas to you too :3 and happpy new year aswell :D and enjoy your holidays aswell :iconinekoitplz:
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musiclover4 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
congrats on reaching your goal :3 and happy belated <3
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iFicS Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not the most absurd price to have paid to send things. I've seen packets from Australia where postage was more than the listed value of goods inside.
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SirFerrick Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

If you could find some of that blank sticker paper stuff that isn't already pre-cut into stupid sizes like the ones that I'm able to find, you could just c/p details from notes, print cut and stick details onto them. I'd think that would save time on addressing them, although I don't know how fast you write...


As for folding them, I've got nothing. I've made a couple of books and cutting/folding the paper is always the most tedious part.

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MagellanicCloud Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nice, you smacked your goal in the ass pretty hard! I'd have sent you stockings if I knew it was your birthday, but I'm pretty sure the girls in Hawaii wouldn't want to wear them anyway.
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bigbistro Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
that's awful nice of you, hopefully people will pass on the good cheer.
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Hawaiian-Brit Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student
I am in Hawaii so, Happy Birthday! (though I may still be late. Darn)
 
Happy holidays as well~
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Icecreammouth Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
o3o
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TheTragicNightmare Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah fuck, congrats on that goal accomplishment. I wonder how many hours a day you spent on those...
And happy late birthday. ;)
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thaliat Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Hawaiian Birthday.

Geeze, I wish I could turn out that kind of volume with the quality of your sketches...after 20 sketches, I'd probably resort to drawing something akin stick figures with hair.  You are awesome!
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desude Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
.....that's awful (the amount of cards, not your benevolent and generous nature). santa's gonna bring you something nice!
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notgunn Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Damn, too late for a birthday wish am I. Well, how about early happy birthday for next year? Ha. The amount of hours you spent on these are incredible. Not to mention the money.. Happy holidays!
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Shousa-LB Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
Damn, I thought your birthday was today. We can pretend it's today though, right? Happy birthday! w

Hope you have a nice rest of the year and a great new year too, man.
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azutesai Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What is a prime number, you and canada can keep that fancy talk.

Congrats on finishing your cards again pantsu! Happy Holidays too and maybe a new year if we all make it.
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pantsu-pirate Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
Hey! you didn't ask for one and I didn't know if I should have sent one out or not and I didn't and I've sort of have this card just sitting here now. Not in an envelope and eventually to be used as a beer coaster.
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azutesai Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well I'd hate to be a bother on you, but I'd also hate to see it go to waste as a beer coaster. I'd love one!

My umm address is the same but if it's lost in a sea of other addresses (you so popular i bet you're also flooded with phone numbers wink wink) then I'll note it to ya!
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Haiyun Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
always so hardcore ;v;;;  thank you so much for all the work you put into this every year!!
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